10 Best Gifts To Get Laid

Gentleman, it’s that time of year again: ugly sweater parties, girls in Santa hats carrying mistletoe, and, unfortunately, crowded stores.

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But chill out, because I’ve put together a comprehensive guide to getting your longtime babe, regular slampiece, or new mistress exactly what she wants.

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Here are the Top 10 Best Gifts To Get Laid

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1. New Car with a Bow – The Key is the BOW

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2. Christian Louboutins

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3. Harry Winston – Forget Tiffanys’ that’s for pussies

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4. Sexy Dress

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5. Cartier Love Bracelets – Even if you’re not in love this will seal the deal

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6. Chanel Watch

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7. Hermes Purse

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8. Vacation to Greece & leave tonight

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9. Steak Dinner at Mastros

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10. Court Side Tickets

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and if these don’t make her panties drop… just dump her.

 

 

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