Shit Rich People Say

Are you rich? Are your friends rich? If not I’m sure there are countless times where you’re just thinking did that person really just say that???

Well yes they did… Here are the top FAVS that come out of those rich bastards mouths.

You haven’t lived until you’ve tried yacht jousting.

45m Bilgin Yacht Tatiana - Exterior desinged by Joachim Kinder

GREAT. I just dropped my Ray Bans into the lake. Luckily I own the lake.

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Money doesn’t make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.

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That whole “rich with friends, family and health” saying? That’s something poor people made up.

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I guess I could use this stack of ONE HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS to prop up my pool table.

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Worst day of my life. I’m only #13 on Forbes list of 100 richest people.

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I am so rich that I once swallowed coal and a week later pooped 12 pearls. 12 FREAKIN’ PEARLS!

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“Trading Places” is such a sad movie.

“The best things in life are free.” WRONG. I just bought a Lite Brite picture of Da Vinci’s “Last Supper” for $15,000.00.

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I’m usually very thrifty. I waited until Maybach offered a $100k rebate on their Type 62.

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Do you have change for $1000?

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I’m so tired of hearing the complaints against rising gas prices. CALL ME WHEN YOU HAVE TO FUEL YOUR PRIVATE JET.

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